The best of Captain SassyPants-part 2

I wasn't able to get his great bus tweets because the twitter only allowed me to go back as far as November!
Damn!

Truth™ https://t.co/p2QaaRbLeS

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 15, 2017

Trimet is hiring. https://t.co/AmcqQ9UCu2

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 14, 2017

If you absolutely hate and despise taking breaks, then a career as an light rail operator is for you!

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 13, 2017

What a long annoying day full of stupid careless people.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 13, 2017

Here's exactly what the controls of the train look and feel like. #lightrail pic.twitter.com/dXVzqcK6eA

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 13, 2017

What a wretched day to be a rail operator.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 9, 2017

My days are turn and burn.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 8, 2017

Yup, a week on rail is like a months worth of bat shit crazy on the bus.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 8, 2017

There are rail controllers who make the worst bus dispatcher look like saints. Trust me.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 7, 2017

As a rail operator you have to navigate the complex alignment of trains and the complex alignment of social hierarchy.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 6, 2017

I hate sitting at Beaverton Transit Center. Nothing but a bunch of White Complaining™. #portland #whitepriviledge #whitecomplaining

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 6, 2017

In three days of rail I've had:

Called 2 Medicals
Used the mushroom
Had a junkie with blue lips
Pissed off controllers
Power outage.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 6, 2017

Me after three days of rail. I need a hug. #lightrail #thisjobdontplay #findahappyplace pic.twitter.com/pE8qfN95Y1

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 6, 2017

If you really want to understand just how stupid people can be, become a light rail operator.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 5, 2017

I've never seen that many fare inspectors.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 2, 2017

Meth addicts, forties, suicidal old men, stupid people, broken radios and cranky old operators, just my first day on the blue line.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 2, 2017

I feel this sums up things last night. pic.twitter.com/YsVM4OD5Q9

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 2, 2017

It's official! #lightrail #railtraining pic.twitter.com/jemCOUCiTz

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 31, 2016

Masterbating bums, urine soaked seats and a bottle on Hennesy. My last night of rail line training.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 31, 2016

Bus/MAX Comparison

Blue as to 20
Green as to 72/19
Red as to 87/54/56
Yellow as to 4/75/44
Orange as to 33/99

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 30, 2016

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 30, 2016

Today I saw a emaciated homeless guy throw a bag of food at a cop and get arrested at the Johnson Creek Trader Joe's. It was depressing.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 25, 2016

Christmas cheer on the Red line. #pdx #ChristmasEveEve #christmas #Portland pic.twitter.com/WFwCX40GvR

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 24, 2016

Its official, I'm not going back to bus!
Time at Bus: 2 year 9 Months
PAs:0
Oversleeps:0
Awards:1
Commendations:15+ pic.twitter.com/DEANYDw9kG

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 22, 2016

If there's one thing I've learned in rail training, it's that these trains are not gluten free. Sorry Portland. pic.twitter.com/hhlw6LB3v2

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 21, 2016

Bus face. pic.twitter.com/3o0BTAxPsb

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 10, 2016

I'm so fucking tired.

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) December 6, 2016

So many roaches on the trains!

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) November 26, 2016

And the goddamn Twitter won't allow me to see tweets earlier than November 2016